31. Destruction of the English Language – Part 1: Trained by Television

With utter contempt for the “hard work” of
reading any book that is grammatically higher
than a children’s primary-school reader,

the disgusting state of modern humanity
continues its descent into vulgar oblivion,
while rejoicing in the laziness
of technological “advancement” …

It was the delay of my wife’s flight that found me sitting
alone in the small local airport “Arrivals” area,
ten feet away from the first television set
that I had seen in five years …

Dispensing with Discernment

When I was a boy,  I loved to learn.

As a teenager, I took every opportunity
to improve my knowledge by listening to,
observing, and talking with mature adults
who knew interesting things that I did not.

Sadly, it has become very apparent
that my particular method of learning

– shutting my mouth, and opening my eyes
and ears instead –

is one that seems to possess
not a great deal of popularity
in the world today.

The advent of the home computer –

with its ready supply of photographs, video;
‘sound-byte’ articles; and personal opinion
from all and sundry on ‘chat’ sites

– has encouraged multitudes raised WITHOUT
the mental discipline instilled by books
and diligent reading,

to regard themselves as The Instant Expert
on whatever topic takes their fancy.

The knowledge, wisdom ( which is the ability
to apply knowledge ), and life-long skill
of experienced people … no longer matters.

In the 21st century, ‘My Opinion’
( that is, whatever appeals to – Me )
has become the only standard of … “truth”.

People will believe any and every
fear-mongering absurdity,
hand-wringing hypochondria, revisionist history,
and newly-manufactured ‘science’ …

if they see and hear it on the television set;
or glimpse a stand-alone photograph
alongside a specially crafted newspaper write-up.

Human machines that cannot think without
“looking it up” on the Internet;
impoverished modern minds that would be rich
in practical wisdom, if they had but the humility
to pick up the crumbs that fell from the table
of those who came before them.

A personal thought to all 21st century,
Instant Internet Experts … teenagers …
college-boys … and beer-swilling ne’er-do-wells:

“Criticism is good:
it keeps a mature man or woman ‘sharp’:
PROVIDED, of course,
that the one doing the criticizing
is QUALIFIED by sober-minded MATURITY,


In the 21st century, EVEN actual facts
no longer seem to matter.

Consider history, for instance …

Now … no one EVER actually believed
that the earth was flat.

That is a fallacy that has been taught
to almost every public school child
for the past hundred and twenty years.

The notion is the absurd invention
of American author Washington Irving
in his fictional account of ‘hero’
Christopher Columbus
and his imagined stand against the
oppressive ignorance of popery.

( Then again, an invention not too “absurd”,
apparently – for, after all, multitudes in the “advanced”
21st century believe Irving’s assertion to be a fact. )

The curvature of the earth was (almost) apparent
to men who specifically ascended mountains
in order to get a better view of approaching ships
or invaders:

with altitude, they could always see over and beyond
what had appeared – lower down – to be the horizon.

You may despise the old Bible – yet you cannot argue
that its Old Testament was written several thousand
years ago; and even that Bible speaks of
“the circle of the earth”,
[ Hebrew ‘chuwg’ or, ‘sphere’, Isaiah 40:22. ]

A book that is infuriating to those
who refuse to consider that there
could be any higher god than themselves –
particularly when that annoying old Bible
also notes that the spherical earth … sits in space:
“he … hangeth the earth upon nothing.”

Now, arrogant, smirking, 21st century mankind
may well try to present the ‘unsophisticated’ people
of the ancient world –

( you know – those ‘backward’ civilisations who could
place monstrous cubes of stone so precisely,
that a piece of paper cannot be inserted between them ) –

but they do it through outright lying,
and out-of-context misrepresentation.

A “flat earth” was certainly no deterrent to maritime trade,
which was a routine occupation long before Columbus.

In my wife’s Scottish home town of Roslin, in Midlothian,
portions of the mid-15th century Rosslyn Chapel
( ten minutes’ walk away from where her parents still live ),

are decorated with stone carvings of … corn … a crop
peculiar to North America … yet which is situated
in plain view: carved a good fifty years
before Columbus “discovered” America.

No … there was no 15th century sailor
– nor even the 11th century Vikings
who regularly made the transatlantic voyage to Iceland,
Greenland, and North America – who Ever imagined
that they were going to sail off the end of a flat world.

Utter nonsense.

And yet this notion is believed as a ‘fact of history”
by multitudes. And few there are who will believe otherwise.


The Cuckoo is a bird that never builds its own nest.

It gains its success by brutality and occupation.
It is a thug, a thief, and a bully of the worst kind.

It enters the nests of other birds, destroys what belongs
to them; steals the labour and workmanship of others,
and claims the results for itself.

It Invades … Occupies … and Steals what others own;
what others have created … and passes it off as its own.

The degradation of the English language
has always been something that I have always found
to be particularly appalling.

And it can certainly serve as an able illustration that,
whatever appeals to laziness … sells.

Noah Webster wakes up one morning;
decides he hates the British; and declares
that he is going to invent … an American language.

Of course, he doesn’t invent anything,

He Steals.
He plagiarises English – dispenses with objective rules of grammar;
alters spelling according to his own taste;
and passes the resulting abomination off as
… “American English”.

With regard to SPELLING:

England was conquered, in 1066, by the Normans:

The French – not the Italians.

English spelling is after the French – Not the Italian.

“Colour” … not ‘color’.

The premise of Webster’s perversion is: Laziness
save yourself the ‘trouble’ of learning grammar …
nothing to learn; nothing to remember … just ‘spell’ it as it sounds.

Now, even those who embrace Webster’s innovation can,
I am certain, distinguish between painting vertical lines (stripes)
on a wall – “striping” … (single consonant, ‘long’ vowel: “str – I – ping”) …

and the task of removing wallpaper – “stripping”,
(double consonant, short vowel … “str – ih – pping”.)

Yet, interestingly, they see nothing questionable in “traveling” –
(single consonant, ‘long’ vowel … “trav – EE – ling”), which,
in the English Language, is rendered “travelling”,
(double consonant, short ‘e’ … “trav – eh- lling”.)

And even in America, “Map” becomes “Mapping”.
Not ‘Maping’.

Ludicrous. And all in the pursuit of laziness.


Moving from the beginning of the 19th century,
to the end of the twentieth century allows one to see
the results of throwing away objective standards
of right and wrong – and doing things … “by feel”.

I say “by feel” because, of course,
for the last twenty years or more, people
no longer … think.

They “feel”.

“Well, I just feel like it should be that …”

“And with all this “feeling” going on, it has – apparently –
also become essential ( in modern communication )
to interject the word “like” after every sixth word;

and begin the answer to any question,
by saying “So …”

“Have you lived here long?”
“So, I have lived here since 2009.”

“And, what have we here?”
“So, this is the main entrance to the building …”

And, of course, modern intelligence
would not be so readily an oxymoron
were it not for the necessity of including
that filthy f-obscenity
at every possible opportunity – most notably,
after the word “the”.

Modern communication. Let me hear you speak,
and I’ll tell you what you are.

As was the case of two modern misses in the queue
in front of my wife and me, at a certain local Coffee House …

“So, like, I said to him, like, ‘You’ve got to be kidding’,
cause, like, I’m not going anywhere with him!
Like, I mean, come on, really!
Like, what am I, like, Oh my G**, what a f***ing loser! …”


Mother must be very proud.

I certainly know the look the little Madam gave me
when I indicated my wife, and a little girl,
and asked her to watch her language.

No shame.

Not the SLIGHTEST concept of common decency in public,
much less ‘effing’ and blinding in front of other people –
including the little girl standing with their mother,
right in front of them.

What a public testament to her … “parents”.

Modern society?

Modern Society ???

There is more refinement in an animal.

[ Continued in Part 2: Machine Legalese ]

P Livingstone

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